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11 Stupid Things Men Say in the Outdoors.

11 Stupid Things Men Say in the Outdoors.

Let’s face it. We all say stupid things sometimes. But do you ever hear your boyfriend, husband, brother or any other hiking, hunting outdoorsy male partner say something stupid when you are outdoors? And it seems that there are a few key things that keep popping up over and over. Now I’m not saying my favorite hiking partner, the Sheriff, has ever said anything stupid or any of the things listed here but I had to hear this stuff from somewhere, right?

Let’s hike the Appalachian trail.

We are always going to hike the Appalachian Trail, even though we have to be at work on Monday.

Let’s just live here forever.

Unless we are at the beach, then NO!

I could cook and eat like this all the time.

Well, for one, you didn’t cook. I did. And we just added water to bag of freeze dried food.

This trail isn’t steep at all.

Liar, Liar

Stop taking my picture from back there. Its just not flattering.

I’m so in tune with nature right now. Let me post it on social media.

I mean if you don’t post about it, did it really happen?

This makeshift shelter will be warm enough.

Why yes. A single layer of a cold plastic tarp is so warm. Is that all we brought?

Sleeping naked will keep you warmer.

NO WORDS………

The end of the the trail is just around the next curve.

Oh I meant the next curve.

No honey, the next curve…..

I’m DONE.

Okay so this is obviously a little jab at the Sheriff, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Ladies, I know you can relate. I’d love to hear some of the things you hear when you and your spouse, boyfriend or favorite male friend hit the trail. By the way, the Sheriff doesn’t mind if I poke at him a little bit. I’m sure he will get back at me someday when I am least expecting it.

Thank you so much for spending few minutes checking out my ridiculousness. If you want to stick around just put trade with me. I send you a sticker in exchange for your email address and we will be close friends after that!

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